getting up on a monday is not a sprint, it's a marathon #lifebeginsaftercoffee

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the man who invented the snooze button must really hate his life. or the human race.

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the only thing i like about Mondays is my compulsion to wear new jeans

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having coffee first thing in the morning (hence, not stabbing anyone) is one of the greatest gifts i give to my loved ones